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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Dr. Lipshitz Has Fallen in Love


Dr. Lipshitz has fallen in love with this beautiful angel of joy.
It was love at first sight when she help to sew his face back on
after the thing... you know. Meet nurse Pansy McBride. This
sistah has it going on for real. She has buried 3 husbands
and one boyfriend. She has raised 5.3 children and has put
them all through collage and put her own self through nursing school.
Her house is paid off and Pansy don't take no stuff! Pansy is
the BOMB!
Happy Father's Day too!

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehehe hilarious - love it! and i hope they all are very very happy in the end :D have a great father's day Vanessa!

Bella Sinclair said...

Awwww, I think I just about swallowed one of her horse-sized happy pills. I came over here with tears on my face, ready to give you the biggest squeeze of your life. And now I have an enormous case of the happies! Oh goodness, I do love her hair! Heeheeeheeeeee!!! Good for Dr. Lipshitz. Good for him! Lub you too, honey. Lub you, lub you, lub you! Thank you so very, very much. And Happy Father's Day to your sweetheart of a man too!

Dear Fireflies said...

Wooohhooooo....you go, Doctah!!! Yes, yes, I can see how his heart fluttered at the sight of her! OMG, V! I really mean it!! Where were you when I was a kid??!! All those nights lying awake while my dad fell asleep after his attempts to make up stories just so I'd go to sleep. (The poor man, I wanted more than just the ordinary fairy tales!). Oh, I can imagine falling asleep happy with your stories! (HUGS)

rachel awes said...

those wheels were made to go
ANYWHERE!! oh, i love all her body parts that are sooo big! (including her courage & laughter that she spreads) & her little feet! oh honey, you are the bomb of drawing & storytelling!
lots of love pills to you!xo

Ces Adorio said...

Wow, I wish I were her. I can't handle 2 kids let alone 5.3. She has a big butt and that hair!. Have a happy Father's Day to your darling, Vee.

DSM said...

Whhaddo I LIKE? Your new banner! Hey, it's you in that there mediamobile!

I'm just having fun with your spelling; I'd rather go to 'collage' than college any day!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Love the new header Vanessa!!! (but I loved the old one too.....you need to hide it somewhere so we can click and see it when we need our furry friend fix!)
The Doc better watch himself baby! That nurse is wearing WHITE FISHNETS!!!! She means BUSINESS!!! *wink!wink!*
He's not gonna know what hit him----real woman, with some flesh on her, thank heavens! (that means she can cook....anyway ya look at it!)
BRAVA!!!

XXOO!!
Anne

Tamara Henderson said...

She is definitely Ms. Independent! I love the fishnet stockings and the detail in her hair! The colors are awesome too! The joy juice lol! Dr. Lipshitz watch out lol!

Your new banner is great, very colorful and fun! I wish I could travel on a giant crayon I would get to a lot of places faster.

Janine said...

YES,
I am so glad that Dr. Lipshitz survived the accident with his creature.
He definitly needs a powerful person to take care of him.
They will make a wonderful couple.
Tell me the truth, you and the nurse are relatives aren´t you ;0)
A big happy hug to you
Janine

Eve said...

A man's gotta love a woman who sews his face back on. That's a given, but those white fishnets, honeydip is working it!!!

This is awesome!

And I LOVE your new header!!! I love that you're in it, and the crayon is soooo perfect, I could just reach out and grab it!

k.h.whitaker said...

I'm so glad that Dr. Lipshitz survived the attack and that this amazing lady was there to fix his poor face. Hope you and your family have a great fathers day! XO!

Jane Wilson said...

Love that Pansy! Me likes your new blog design too!

Vanessa Brantley Newton said...

Thanks so much everyone! Glad Ya'll like the banner. Yup that's me in the media car. Thanks for all of your fabulous comments. You guys are the very best!!!

Ces Adorio said...

Hey! How did you find me there? I hide in that blog when I just want some peace and quiet but you are always welcome there my dearest V! Beer! Hahahaha! I don't drink beer. Hehehehehe! I am cooking a turkey dinner today for The Viking. He has been gone for three days on a convention. He is coming home. I better get dressed. I am still on my jammies. I need to brush my hair! BTW, I don't work in the clinical area anymore. I write rules now. I am a clinical analyst.

DSM said...

DEAR LALA,

I think that lady has a little 'something extra' to go along with the goatee and moustache; isn't she one of the contenders on RuPaul's show? Hee,hee. Only saw it when I super-sized the image.
Okay....I'm in Key West.

Ces Adorio said...

BTW honey, I don't know what happened but for three and 1/2 hours everyone but a spammer was shut out of my blog. So I just came back here to tell you that she looks like my first head nurse in new jersey!

Eric Barclay said...

She's got it going on! I'm sure she's humming "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" to herself, too.

Eve said...

Burse Pansy, can I get some of that Joy Juice?

I'll trade you for a new pair of black fish nets. heheee
V you are hilarious... By the way, what did you do for Hubby this Father's day? And don't say you made him a drink. :D hehee

RuAn said...

How much time without knowing of you Vanessa. Nice history and beautiful ilustration. Kisses to hundreds!

Megan Coyle said...

Too funny :) glad the doctor found the angel of his dreams! love the details of the joy juice and pills :)

Unknown said...

oh so fabulous Vanessa!!!! your work always always makes me smile...you are so gifted!!!

Hugssssssssssssss
Diana

Tomás Serrano said...

What a great nurse!

Lisa M Griffin said...

Love it! Maybe she could come along in my direction, there a few people I would really enjoying giving a happy pill too! ;)
Fun post, Fun art, Fun Gal... but best of all fun and constantly inspiring illustrator.
Happy Monday!

Abz said...

quite busty...

get zapped said...

Great! I always smile upon visiting your blog :) Thanks!

Nicola said...

Brilliant! I love your characters and the stories that go along with them!!! This one is very cute and funny, I love her curves!!!!

roberta baird said...

Lucky in love Dr. Lipshitz!!
You know what they say about nurses, "If love can't cure it, nurses can!"

Pansy's really got her Lipshitz together! You go girl!!!!

Cynthia Chapman Willis said...

Nurse Pansy is awesome! Love her! Dr. Lipshitz has good taste, but he'd better watch himself. I bet Pansy doesn't put up with much nonsense. Ha!

And the new banner look for the blog is gorgeous!! You are sooooo talented!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! xo

donny* said...

hahahahaha! perfect! they look like a perfect match and she comes with wings *and* joy juice. what more could the good doctor ask for? although, when the day comes, i urge her to keep her own last name. can't be running around with a name like Ms. Pansy Lipshitz, now can we? :) beautiful! just beautiful!

Tara Holmes said...

Hahaha...so awesome!! I took some inspiration from your friend Ces' entry and wrote a little blurb about you on my blog. I'm also trying to get back into 'Creative Everyday' mode, and linked today's comment on the CE website to my blog, too! I hope more people take a peek into your splendiferous world...I CANNOT have a bad day if I stop by your space :) Hugs and smiles--Tara

Eric Barclay said...

I look at her, and I hear Barry White's voice.

Kay Aker said...

What a cast of characters your mind envisions! I love the hair(as well as everything else!

Kay Aker said...

Oh and am loving the new banner as well! Thanks so much for your inquiring after my well being. I've been out in the desert(literaly) sans computer.

Tamara Henderson said...

Your welcome V!!! You have a great day! I hope it's sunny and not too hot like it is here in Hotlanta!

michael robertson said...

this is just too hilarious!...oh, and I feel sorry for whoever has to swallow those pills!

Cheryl Lynn said...

Her fishnets are the BOOOOOMB! Those pills look like my vitamins. Holy cow, my throat would have to do calisthenics in order to swallow one of those babies. Hahahaha!

Love you as per usual. Beautiful work!